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Robo-Lincoln: Patriotic Machine
Alias: Machine, maybe a few others.
Home/Universe: Review Team Headquarters/CORE Universe
Alignment: Depends on controller. Usually Lawful Neutral. When possessed by Sir, Chaotic Neutral.
Species: Nanomachine build
Story: Striving for a better bodyguard, Sir decided to create a weapon in the likeness of one of America's greatest leaders. With all he could find, including very advanced technology given to him by the ever mysterious NoRockUmHardSein, he created what actually could fit the bill...Robo Lincoln. However, the success of such a project quickly went to the knight's head and he started to brag about its superiority, even making a jab at Megatron. To prove himself right, he had Twilight bring he and the Team to the King of Equestria, Azazel. Accepting the challenge, the beast fought the machine with all he had. Blows were struck and both monster and machine showed off what they could do. It all ended with Sir, in a panic, possessing the robot and attempting to
Azazel: King of Equestria
Alias: The Ultimate Life-Form (formerly), King of Equestria, 'Az', a few others.
Home/Universe: Equestria (formerly Genector)/Hasbro Universe
Affiliation: Lawful Good
Species: Genetic Aberration
Story: The citizens of Genector, like the Martians of CORE Universe, were a race that ran on logic and empathy. Thus, many creatures were slaughtered and many planets were purged of resources in order to give birth to a living titan that would ensure that they would rival Primus himself in terms of creating life. These far-fetched ambitions went horribly wrong when the life-form they made went on a rampage and slaughtered the vile race. In a strange twist of fate, the creature feasted on the corpses of various other races in the lab, each giving it a personality trait due to new genetic makeup (Somewhere, a scientist is crying and/or laughing). The creature gained a conscious that ensured that it would fight for justice and swear off its creators' intentions. Escaping the planet vi
RT Ep. 23: Metal Vs. Crystal
Previously on the Review Team,
Sir, Z-Squared, and the team leaders had to endure a horrifically bad play before they had to fight Snippit. 'Nuff said. How's Cinemacus doing?
A lonely suit of armor sat outside of the place where the vehicles were. I can already tell you that was Sir's armor, but the orb was absent. It had gone to tinker away with the spare metal of the ship that got destroyed by the Basilosaurus.
"A little bit of this, a little bit of that..." Sir said to himself as he continued to manipulate the metal around him. "Oh, this is going to be grand."
He had just finished the hands of the machine he was making before calling it a day.
Several weeks later...
"Hey, girls!" Basil said. "Guess what I brought!" Under his wing was a large sack of marshmallows, perfect for feasting on.
"Oh, Basil, how thoughtful of you!" Fluttershy said as he gave her the bag.
"I certainly have never had any of these." Mothra said. "I'm willing to give them a try, though."
"Well, bottoms up." Marc
Snippit: Servant of the Great Evil
Alias: Nothing specific.
Home/Universe: Earth/CORE Universe
Affiliation: Lawful Evil
Species: The Great Evil's Construct
Story: Little is known how this abomination of nature was conceived, but this beast was apparently a creation of The Great Evil. Its purpose was to steal pieces of footage as either means of creating 'Lost Footage' (this is rare for him to do so because humans are usually the cause for that) or stealing ideas, hence his copy ability. The beast, however, suffered a long absence until 2014, when he was put back into action by the mysterious entity. His first order of business was blowing up the headquarters, but Godzilla 2000 was there to greet him. Despite copying Godzilla's atomic breath and using all of its abilities, the beast was horribly outclassed and it was sent into an escape pod. Godzilla fired his breath at the pod, destroying it! However, the beast had teleported to parts unknown. It made a return when it suddenly attacked a theater playing th
RT Ep. 22: Curtains for Them
Previously on the Review Team...
Godzilla got a rude awakening when he was attacked by the monstrosity known as Snippit, which, according to Cinemacus, was responsible for important pieces of footage being lost. But lets forget about that. How is the team holding up?
Sir was currently trying on his best suit. As in 'tuxedo', knowing this guy. I mean, you really think he was going to put on a suit of armor...when he's a living suit of armor?
Anyway, he seemed determined to look his best and, at the same time, appear to go unnoticed. Only his helmet and shoulder blades stuck out.
"I guess this will have to do." Sir sighed to himself. Naive as he was, he too knew that people would turn heads.
Soon, Z-Squared walked into the room (it was the control room, if I wasn't clear.). He too was in a tux, but he seemed less enthusiastic about the whole thing unlike Sir. "So...what's this play supposed to be about?" Z-Squared asked.
"Well, this play I heard deserves to be looked upon by myself and t
Rt Ep. 21: Alone Against Snippit
Previously on the Review Team,
One fishing trip and it results in one giant mindscrew. Involving a Basilosaurus. Yeah.
It was all quiet throughout the halls of the Review Team Headquarters. No-one was around. The gigantic ship that many humans tried to intercept just hovered over the Earth like a normal satellite. Humans could not enter it due to special means of security. These included forcefields, cameras, and the like. The forcefield doubled as a gravity shield, which meant anything inside would succumb to the gravity in the headquarters.
The Headquarters seemed as if they were completely empty. Though one could say that the team wasn't reviewing another movie as per their hours there, it was unusually to see that Sir and Z-Squared were not there. After all, that was their home.
The hallways remained dusty. Cleaning day would occur in a few days. The rooms were unoccupied. The monitor room remained silent. The lookout room blared with life.
Oh, I'm sorry? You thought this pl
RT Ep. 20: Gone Travelin'
Previously on the Review Team...
Van Helsing had 2 Review Team members kill off a Werewolf. Typical day. Moving on.
Mr. Freeze and Megatron were locked in a game of chess. Megatron was the black side and Freeze was the white side. Both of them were dead calm as they tried to figure out their next move. Both sides were equally matched. The walls were still metal silver. The air was-
"Attention, everyone!" A voice rang out through the speakers as the boring as hell narration stopped. "I wish for everyone to head to the monitor room! I promise you that there is no crisis happening. Oh, and thanks for watching The Sea Beast (1926)."
"Well, that was fun while it lasted." Mr. Freeze said as he got up.
"Indeed, Victor. Indeed." Megatron said.
The two arrived with the rest of the team in the monitor room. There, they saw Z-Squared walking out. He was laughing himself sick. Why? Well, the now confused team got to see why when Sir walked in complete with fishing gear. Now the team was laughing.
RT Ep. 19: The Wolf Effect
Previously on the Review Team,
Nothing but awesome happened. Just add Zombie Dinosaurs and some explosions. That's all.
It began casually as most events often do. Transylvania was in a state of peace. Nothing much was happening. Nothing at all. It was just another night.
However, nobody noticed the strange and incredibly small green orb moving about through the land. It was moving around the whole town, as if it were looking for something. It then saw a small crack in the earth. With all its strength, it started to burrow into it.
After a while, it found itself in an abandoned, underground area. It was connected to an abandoned mine as well. The place was decrepit and it looked like it never got touched in days. And this was just the entrance.
When it floated into the room, it found some dusty lab equipment. That and many other strange contraptions that, despite the time of year they were left behind, looked very advanced. The orb then saw the main source of focus.
It was a strange tub
Fleshsaurs: Reanimated Beasts
Names: Zombie Ornithocheirus, Zombie Charcharodontosaurus, Zombie Amargasaurus
Alias: Nothing specific
Home/Universe: Earth/CORE Universe
Affiliation: Chaotic Evil
Species: Demonic Dinosaur Constructs
Story: Created by Kumasogami, these creatures were thought up on the spot to help out his friend Necrosan in a plot for revenge against the Review Team. Necrosan decided to set these beasts loose on a few members of said team (Z-Squared, Finn, Godzilla, and Mothra) in a fake version of London over the Atlantic Ocean. Powerful and deadly, these beasts set out to annihilate the members as the skeletal dragon watched. Many blows were dealt and the beasts seemed to have the upper hand. However, things then headed south for them. The Ornithocheirus, all 4 newly made clones of it, was blasted into oblivion by the Charcharodontosaurus's own energy beam. It was actually the luckiest out of the three, as the other two were completely destroyed by Godzilla and Mothra's fusion beam. Necrosan, once a
Sick!England x Reader - Bath Talk
You were greeted with the gentle, faint aroma of tea and roses once you opened the door to your English friend’s house, his spare key clutched in your hand as you peered inside.
There was nothing out of the ordinary; as usual, Arthur’s house was kept in wonderful condition, with everything clean and not a speck of dust in sight. Closing the door behind you, you quickly locked it and put the key away before sighing.
Arthur had called you earlier, requesting that you come over. He was bedridden at the moment, and he absolutely refused to bring over Alfred to take care of him since last time the American had tried to place a hamburger on his head as a way of curing him.
It was funny, yes, but Arthur had informed you that he’d rather not have ‘that greasy morsel’ – you were quoting his words – on his forehead.
“Arthur?” you called out softly, quietly climbing the stairs so you wouldn’t disturb the ill Englishman.
Scars (Levi X Reader)
~A/N: Listen to this as you read! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ip3X-xguQ ~
A cascade of amber light shone on his features, tracing every dip and curve he held. The deep orange of the sky was no match to his dark grey orbs. They swiveled with emotions too powerful for words, thoughts too complex to explain. His lips were pressed into a firm line, refusing to let anything escape. The wind teased with the ends of his raven hair, allowing them to drift back and forth with an almost hypnotic rhythm.
A soft smile made its way up to your lips as you watched his brows furrow in concentration. You often did this with him, gaze out the window that overlooked the trees. It was almost as if you could see everything. Of course, until the walls blocked your view. The small amount of time you spent at the window with him seemed to relax all the tension that built up in his mind.
Although, today it seemed like he wasn’t relaxing as much. If anything, he was thinking more. It worried
Levi x Reader |Flustered|"I can't believe it! This is truly a wonderful find." Hanji, your insanely annoying friend exclaimed, which caused you to uncomfortably shift around, a natural frown gracing your face.
"Hanji, shut up." You murmured, voice muffled by the fact your hands flew to your face in humiliation. Hanji slowly wormed over to you and brought your hands down, a triumphant smile on her lips as she examined your slightly reddened face.
"I just find it so adorable that you blush. You're normally so scary and all, it's almost heartwarming." Hanji giggled, almost creepily, as you just stayed silent for a moment. You let out a tired sigh, before pushing her away from you, since she was invading your personal space.
"Does it really matter? Isn't blushing a normal thing?" You sharply retorted, hoping that she didn't catch onto the fact that you felt genuinely flustered. Why would that matter, if she was such a close friend, you may ask? Well, first off being that you despised showing any form of w
Home (Heterochromatic! Blind!Eren X Reader) AU
~A/N: Listen to both of these at the same time while you read if you want the full effect!~
A soft crackling erupted from the fireplace, warmth fleeing from the burning wood. The flames danced, licking at the air around it while pleading for attention. You sighed, satisfied with your work. Finally, some time to relax in your home after those few long months of college. And while your roommate and most of your friends were out at parties or spending time with their families and loved ones, you were sitting alone in your house, about to snuggle up with a giant blanket and large romance novel.
Living the life, right?
You lazily flopped down onto the sofa, drawing your knees to your chest. Eyeing the book, you reached out, attempting to keep your comfortable position while grabbing it. Seeing that it wasn’t going to happen anytime soon, you shifted enough to bring it clos
Dangerous affair[Kidnapper!LevixVictim!Reader] Ch8
Two days passed since Levi had taken me to the hospital.
The situation, of course, hasn’t improved at all.
Right now, I don’t know what to do. Levi’s reason to kidnap me… I try to push aside that fact, but it just doesn’t work. Leanne was too nice to me… I’d like to believe that I was taken here for something good. Levi wants to save his mother and he had no other choice… but at the same time, it’s not that easy to simply forgive him everything. He deceived me, made me unconscious and brought me here, then tied me up. I even had to get into some fight with Oluo.
Even so, I understand his reasons. If I were him, I’d probably do the same – I mean, if I was already in his situation. I wouldn’t allow myself to pity him or anything, A kidnapper mustn’t feel sorry for the victim, that would be a fatal mistake. Once it’s started, there’s no going back.
I still have no idea whether Levi likes me at least
You're Lucky I Love You (Levi x Reader)
"This place is too fucking loud." Levi moaned, sliding down the wall.
"Aw, babe." You pouted. "I like this song. C'mon, let's go inside."
"No. I'm not going to writhe around with a bunch a sweaty brats. I thought when I graduated I would be done with this shit."
You rolled your eyes in a dramatic fashion, taking a deep breath to keep from dragging your boyfriend in there by his hair. This was your last Homecoming, as a highschooler at least. Senior year had been going so fast you just wanted to do something to commemorate it. Unfortunately, your college freshman of a boyfriend felt too mature for this crowd. Levi had been feeling too mature since middle school.
Levi would have rather spent his evening having stepped in front a speeding car. This dance was god awful. He was fairly sure everyone was just pretending to like it in a group effort to not look lame. If it weren't for his deep love f
Art of Romance [Levi x Reader] [AU]
The tiny flames flickered and danced at the center of the table, casting little shadows along the walls of the dimly lit cafe. Delicate whispers from lovers, too infatuated with one another’s company settled within the atmosphere. Soft piano music drowned the attendants in the sentimental ambience, and a collage of aromas of the dishes being served caused every mouth to water.
This pretty, little place...was completely the opposite of the man sitting before you.
Levi ducked his head into the menu, as if to hide his shame from you. It was your birthday, but you were expecting to go through the day with well wishes from your friends and family, perhaps some small gifts or silly cards, and then topping it off with a relaxing evening with your fiance, sitting with your favorite pizza, cake and ice cream, dressed in your finest pajamas, and catching up on your favorite TV shows, cracking smart comments along the way. To be honest, you would have been perfectly happily with this. You w
Work (Levi X Reader) College!AU Drabble
The constant scratching sound of pencil-on-paper irked you to your last nerve. You would’ve punched whoever held the wooden tool if it wasn’t yourself. Was it possible to punch yourself and not feel anything? Maybe you should try… No wait, stay on task.
Why was college not like they said it would be in the movies? With parties and friends and clubs and freedom. What a lie. Your desk was overflowing with papers and notebooks, scattered papers and splayed open folders. God, if he saw this room he’d flip his shit.
“(Name)? You back yet?”
Speak of the devil…
Your door swung open, a hand grasping the doorknob before the wood hit the wall behind. You attempted to look as if you were actually working, bending over your mounds of paper. Beginning to scribble down a random answer to the complicated math problem, you heard a light groan come from behind.
“This place is a fucking mess.”
“I’ve noticed,” you responded, turning
Blood Consort: [Vampire!AU] - A Sneak Preview
---Blood Consort: A Sneak Preview---
Author's Notes: For those of you who remembered me mentioning a certain 'Halloween Special', here is a nice little prologue for the upcoming [Reader x Vampire!SnKBoys] series that I have planned… stuff still subject to change, but I think you might like it nonetheless. Setting is modern urban.
Despite the intriguing backstory, the storyline is actually quite simple and lighthearted at some points. See if you can figure out the basic premise. X3 Multiple paths available revolving around the SnKBoys (Maybe girls too if there is interest)
X3 More information to come soon!
Information Currently Disclosable:
No one can say exactly where they came from, when, how, or why they arrived in the metropolitan city of Trost. These otherworldly creatures simply slipped in, like a thief in the dark, and took the urban world by surprise. Suffice to say their presence in the human community caused quite a stir, and still do
MLP:FIM: Party like Hell Final Part
A MLP:FIM fanfic
Party like Hell
Final Part:...I quit.
Everyone turned to see Dormammu standing behind them all. He saw the whole thing...and boy was he pissed.
"What...the...heck...is...THIS?!" he convulsed.
Everyone backed away as Azear suddenly got to his knees in front of him.
"Master, did you enjoy it?" The demon knew the answer already.
"You? Singing? PATHETIC! And I see you fell in love with that brat. I coudn't think you could be anymore pitiful! All you do is fail at every single thing in the book. Now you resort to mortal emotions?!" Dormammu ranted.
Azear started to shake.
"Should we do something?" Twilight asked the others.
"Us? Against him?" Rarity answered. "He's the devil! He could defeat us in one fell swoop."
Rainbow Dash just decided to beat him down. She flew at him to buck him but he unleashed a fiery meteor, which sent her back.
"As I was saying," Dormammu continued. "You mean nothing to me." He prepared to destroy the demon.
"Master, NO!" Azear was crying at this
Life is but a DreamWe are just unnourished frail bodies,
overfed with white lies and short-lived-euphorias.
Books filled with black letters,
etching lurid images into our utmost dreams.
Veering us from the big picture...
the one we fail to paint ourselves.
Our fists much too busy with fights,
that we are bound to lose.
Too occupied in line waiting,
for creativity to be let loose like a stray dog.
As if we will find home in this pursuit of happiness...
but we only enclose each other in small rooms
with nothing but old laptops.
How many times I've guessed which letter could it be...
Which letter could it be?
To free us from havoc-stricken-thoughts?
They come and go, unending like 24 hour subway stations.
There's no break for this lonely man,
heaving every breathe of stale air
into my overused lungs...
Living in confined walls of flesh
held up with brittle paper-mache bones.
Which day is it that I will burst out from this cage of a life?
And hover with the Gods found in carefully binded bo
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