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Rt Ep. 21: Alone Against Snippit
Previously on the Review Team,
One fishing trip and it results in one giant mindscrew. Involving a Basilosaurus. Yeah.
It was all quiet throughout the halls of the Review Team Headquarters. No-one was around. The gigantic ship that many humans tried to intercept just hovered over the Earth like a normal satellite. Humans could not enter it due to special means of security. These included forcefields, cameras, and the like. The forcefield doubled as a gravity shield, which meant anything inside would succumb to the gravity in the headquarters.
The Headquarters seemed as if they were completely empty. Though one could say that the team wasn't reviewing another movie as per their hours there, it was unusually to see that Sir and Z-Squared were not there. After all, that was their home.
The hallways remained dusty. Cleaning day would occur in a few days. The rooms were unoccupied. The monitor room remained silent. The lookout room blared with life.
Oh, I'm sorry? You thought this pl
RT Ep. 20: Gone Travelin'
Previously on the Review Team...
Van Helsing had 2 Review Team members kill off a Werewolf. Typical day. Moving on.
Mr. Freeze and Megatron were locked in a game of chess. Megatron was the black side and Freeze was the white side. Both of them were dead calm as they tried to figure out their next move. Both sides were equally matched. The walls were still metal silver. The air was-
"Attention, everyone!" A voice rang out through the speakers as the boring as hell narration stopped. "I wish for everyone to head to the monitor room! I promise you that there is no crisis happening. Oh, and thanks for watching The Sea Beast (1926)."
"Well, that was fun while it lasted." Mr. Freeze said as he got up.
"Indeed, Victor. Indeed." Megatron said.
The two arrived with the rest of the team in the monitor room. There, they saw Z-Squared walking out. He was laughing himself sick. Why? Well, the now confused team got to see why when Sir walked in complete with fishing gear. Now the team was laughing.
RT Ep. 19: The Wolf Effect
Previously on the Review Team,
Nothing but awesome happened. Just add Zombie Dinosaurs and some explosions. That's all.
It began casually as most events often do. Transylvania was in a state of peace. Nothing much was happening. Nothing at all. It was just another night.
However, nobody noticed the strange and incredibly small green orb moving about through the land. It was moving around the whole town, as if it were looking for something. It then saw a small crack in the earth. With all its strength, it started to burrow into it.
After a while, it found itself in an abandoned, underground area. It was connected to an abandoned mine as well. The place was decrepit and it looked like it never got touched in days. And this was just the entrance.
When it floated into the room, it found some dusty lab equipment. That and many other strange contraptions that, despite the time of year they were left behind, looked very advanced. The orb then saw the main source of focus.
It was a strange tub
Fleshsaurs: Reanimated Beasts
Names: Zombie Ornithocheirus, Zombie Charcharodontosaurus, Zombie Amargasaurus
Alias: Nothing specific
Affiliation: Necrosan and Kumasogami
Story: Created by Kumasogami, these creatures were thought up on the spot to help out his friend Necrosan in a plot for revenge. Necrosan decided to set these beasts loose on a few members of the Review Team (Z-Squared, Finn, Godzilla, and Mothra) in a fake version of London over the Atlantic Ocean. Powerful and deadly, these beasts set out to annihilate the members as the skeletal dragon watched. However, things then headed south for them. The Ornithocheirus, all 4 newly made clones of it, was blasted into oblivion by the Charcharodontosaurus's own energy beam. It was actually the luckiest out of the three, as the other two were completely destroyed by Godzilla and Mothra's fusion beam. Necrosan, once again, fell to the Review Team's courage and ingenuity.
Personality: Despite being zombies, they hold a vast amount of hatred and aggression for the
RT Ep. 18: Necrosan's Revenge
Previously on the Review Team,
Megatron had to deal with mind control...again. However, you gotta think to yourself. Isn't there a certain dragon that we forgot about? No? Then, let me refresh your memory.
A month or so ago, there was a battle. A battle between 4 of the Review Team members and a monstrous draconic beast. It was a long fight, but ultimately, the Review Team made a huge mistake...
The beast, Necrosan, was FAR from pleased. No mortal was ever supposed to best him. He would be okay with being beat by the Vampire and maybe the robot, but the human?! Z-Squared, as he called himself?! Sure, he was a metahuman that lived for way longer than any other mortal, but it was still a crushing blow to his ego.
Things weren't much better back where he was at the moment. He was once again patrolling the world, but there weren't any soul to find and he just didn't have the energy to prank anyone. His mind was just clouded by thoughts of revenge. His favorite was seeing Z-Square
Gigan: Alien Bounty Hunter
Alias: Gaigan, Parrot, possible others
Affiliation: M Space Hunter Nebula
Story: When he was born as an organic creature, Gigan already had a thirst for violence and destruction. This was a common trait among his species. He roughhoused with his brothers and sisters to the day his planet was destroyed by a creature more terrifying than King Ghidorah. Its identity is unknown. Because Gigan was captured by the nefarious M Space Hunter Nebula aliens, he survived. Retrofitted with cybernetics, Gigan, despite being a bit chubby back then, was ready for action and killing things. He partnered with King Ghidorah during his first mission, but, thanks to the combined efforts of Godzilla and Anguirus, that was a bust. Then, he teamed up with the kaiju Megalon to seek revenge against Godzilla, but they lost to him and a robot named Jet Jaguar. Gigan disappeared after that, presumably decommissioned by the M Space Hunter Nebula residents due to his failures. In reality, he was being up
The Hands of Fate: Tools of Manos
Name: The Hands of Fate
Alias: The Manos Hands, Part of Manos, various synonyms with evil spirits
Affiliation: Manos (In summary, evil)
Story: Little is known about Manos up to this point. The only thing that's for certain is that he was a demon that held control over his very own cult, who tried to release the full essence of him. Cinemacus arrived to stop his return and the battle was on. Actually, the cult members did most of the work to keep the knight distracted as Manos was being brought into our world bit by bit. However, Cinemacus, with the use of a faltering device, trapped whatever was left of the being once the cult was decimated. Immediately putting the malfunctioning device in a charger, Sir was very sure that the demon would never finish what his cult started. However, due to a mishap, the essence (the hands) gave it a shot by escaping and possessing Megatron. That failed miserably and the hands were trapped once again. However, demons have all the time in the world...the
RT Ep. 17: Hands of Fate, Hands of Doom
Previously on the Review Team,
Well, halleluiah, this isn't an origin story. Still, the last one was pretty good.
In the Review Team headquarters, a moan of boredom or a groan would be a common occurrence. At least, on this day. This was a day in which the pay for the members would increase.
The bad news...it was maid day.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Why would Sir put all these people to work to clean up a dome shaped building in the sky. Well, the place had been growing dusty and Cinemacus was too busy gorging himself on pizza bagels.
Though I may be a disembodied voice, I'll express my feelings anyway. What a prick.
Even worse, the members had to clean the area WHILE WEARING FRENCH MAID OUTFITS. You read that right. Imagine, Godzilla in a french maid outfit. Now stop imagining it before you ruin your brain.
"In terms of my greatest humiliation...this comes only a bit close to that one time as a diagnostic drone." Megatron said while in the ridiculous outfit.
"Get it off." Basil
Tyr'Rha'Nee: Queen of Mars
Name: Queen Tyr'Rha'Nee
Alias: The Martian Queen, the Queen of Mars, Lady Decepticon
Affiliation: Mars and the Decepticons
Story: Born to upper class parents, Tyr'Rha'Nee began as a rebellious soul. Purposefully breaking the rules in order to look popular, she seemed like the least likely to take the throne. However, when one of her closest friend's actions got her father killed, she devoted herself to changing her ways. Discovering her hidden potential as the ruler of a powerful empire, she quickly grew popular with her subjects, thus adding a layer of irony to her name. She assembled a powerful army and a determined commander known by the name Marvin. His name was soon changed to X-2. Her mission: universal conquest. Namely, to take over Earth. However, she started to grow infatuated with her nemesis, a duck by the name of Duck Dodgers. There was then a moment when the Decepticons, people we're VERY familier with, arrived at the planet due to a warp zone in the Hasbro universe. Megat
Body swap? (Modern!AU) Levi x Reader x Eren (Pt 1)
Saying that I was frightened was an understatement. No, I was more terrified than anything. Hanji was backed into a corner and holding a broom to fend him off while he glowered- no glared at her. Boy, if looks could kill, Hanji would be a pile of ashes right now.
Am I confusing you? Sorry, I tend to get ahead of myself at times... here, let me start off at the beginning, before all this happened:
~Earlier that day~
I sighed as I was making coffee for my... boss. God, it was so weird calling the guy that; he's only a couple years older than me. Yet, he's one of the best working men in this entire business.
And then there's me, fresh out of college, and instead of going out and getting a kickass job somewhere, I am an assistant at Titan enterprises, working under Levi Ackerman. I can't complain though, as crappy as this job can be, doing all of Levi's orders, I get paid... a lot. Enough for my girlfriend, (f/n) and I to live in this amazing apartment. No, not any apa
Ghastly (Yandere!Sebastian x Reader) 1
Rock a bye baby, in the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all
You opened your eyes in panic and stood up from your bed. You observed the dark room with raged breaths and gulped with difficulty when you realized you were still in your room. Tears cascaded down your cheeks and fell on your cover silently. You put a hand over your beating heart and took a respiration.
- " It's only a nightmare, (Y/N)...only a nightmare..." you kept telling yourself.
You lean back your head on the pillow but you couldn't bring yourself to sleep like a baby. At the thought, you shuddered and glanced at your right to see the other bed empty. Seems like another girl just disappeared. You weren't surp
Japan x Reader - Stolen Kiss
“ And if I kiss you, darling
Please don't be alarmed” – New York, Ed Sheeran
[f/n] tried not sneezing again, rubbing the used tissue furiously over her nose before reaching out to scoop another one from the already empting box (it was amazing how she managed to finish those in record time, she would enter Guinness records one of these days with the right amount of bad luck and one of the nasty colds she always seemed to attract). The hard process of moving around while having the flu and the fact that she was buried by no less than three blankets made it very difficult to reach for the tissues that were calmly resting on the little table next to her bed.
Just one more inch…
It wasn’t surprising in any way when the girl felt herself losing the support offered by her mattress and rolling on the cold ground, becoming a mess of covers, pajamas, used socks and a tennis shoe that shouldn’t even be there (God, how she needed to clean up her ro
Please, Just Hold Me (Loki x Reader)"Loki..." You murmured, hugging the pillow like a surrogate teddy bear. "Please."
The room changed. At least the air did. You could feel him now, his heavy presence permeating the darkness. A warm hand pressed into your back, soothing your aching body for a moment. You laid still among your bedsheets, waiting for him to crawl in after you. Loki still hovered over your being, looking concerned under a thick mask of arrogance.
"You called?" He tilted his head, rounding the room so he could face your tear filled eyes. "My love, who has hurt you?"
You tried to answer before choking back a sob, dissolving into a deeper sadness. Trying to say it aloud made the pain sharper.
"Tell me his name. Tell me so I can cut his mortal string short. I'll make him feel a pain much worse than yours." Loki spoke through gritted teeth.
"Don't." You whispered with a crack in your voice. "Could you, I, I just need you to hold me."
He finally got into the bed, his armor disappearing out of necessity. He
Broken (Levi X Reader)The loud sound of pounding footsteps approached you. Of course, you decided to ignore it, since it was probably Jean chasing Eren or the other way around. But you were curious when a shrill voice called out your name. "H-HEY! SQUAD LEADER(f/n)! H-HELP, H-HURRY!" You stopped in your tracks, then turned to see Hanji running towards you. She stopped in front of you and doubled over, her hands on her knees as she caught her breath. "You... You're Shorty's girlfriend, r-right?" She said, panting in between words.
"Yes...?" You said, drawing out the word as you stared down at the woman.
"He... Oh God that was a lot of running... He's not doing good." She said, standing back up. She ran a hand through her hair and looked down at you with a worried expression.
Your eyes widened. "Why, is he sick or something?" You asked.
"No, no, it's not that..." She said, setting her hands on her hips, still panting a bit from her run. "He just seems pissed."
Your concerned posture slackened. "He's always pi
Prussia x Reader | I Wasn't That Drunk
"Uuuuuugh." Gilbert groaned at the brilliant golden light seeping through the curtains of his otherwise dark room. The light... it irritated his hung-over mind. He rolled over, trying to escape the bright source of illumination. The pounding in his head hurt badly.
Fed up with the consistent, painful pounding, the platinum blonde opened his eyes then sat up.... or at least tried to. The movement spun his view, upsetting his hung-over mind even more. "Gaaaaah...." He clutched his head in his pale hands.
He swung his legs over the edge, slowly, and looked around. A glass of water and pill(s) sat on his nightstand.
The pill(s) arched through the air, then free fell into his mouth. Water washing it down a moment later. He set the glass back down with a thunk, and very slowly stood, rea
Body swap? (Modern!AU) Levi x Reader x Eren (Pt 2)
After exchanging information and whatnot with Jaeger, we said our goodbyes and set out for home. I got in my -Jaeger's- car and dug out the paper which said where exactly he lived. I had to do a double take when I read the name 'Sina apartment. Room 60 (Top floor)'
'And he's asking me for a raise? Tch.' I think unhappily before starting the car, pulling out of the parking lot and driving off to the place I was supposed to live in for a month.
"Oi. That's too fucking long. I swear if that brat breaks anything, I'll kick his ass," I mutter to myself.
About ten to fifteen minutes later, I arrived at the place. I pulled into the garage and parked in the correct spot before setting out to the elevators located on the far left. Once there, I push the button labeled 'top floor' and cross my arms, leaning against the wall directly across the door while waiting. The elevator stopped at the lobby and opened up to reveal a guy about Jaeger's age. He had an undercut; the
Don't Tell Them (Levi X Reader) Modern AUPeople say that your life flashes before your eyes before you die. Well I guess I wasn't much a believer in that theory. But once I opened my eyes to see Levi in front of me, strapped tightly to a wooden chair just as I was, everything came back to me.
I guess you could say we were college sweet-hearts. Destined to be together forever no matter what. We met on the first day, when we had French together. One of my silly little dreams was to one day go to Paris and be able to talk to everyone. We got paired up for some project and... it was like fireworks shot off. We just fit together like puzzle pieces.
He wasn't a real charmer with him words. I mean, he looked pretty bored with everything that lived on this Earth. But maybe that's one of the things I liked about him. His dark midnight locks, intimidating grey eyes, his well... short figure. I was shorter than him, but I loved to tease him about it anyway. He was handsome, all the girls were swooning over him. He didn't pay them much a
Get Away Neji x Reader
For the last half hour or so, you and Neji had been standing by the village gate in complete silence. It was cold and dark out tonight, and both of you were fighting the growing urge to fall sleep. Though the two of you had been standing watch for around four hours, it was only the last thirty minutes that had been difficult for you. The lack of conversation actually made focusing much harder. Feeling the same way you were, Neji finally broke the silence with a halfhearted sigh and attempted to start a conversation with you. “I'm starting to think that people are doing this on purpose.”
Everything had been so silent for so long, it took you a moment to realize he'd even said anything to you. “I'm sorry, I know you said something, but I spaced out a little bit.” You turned your attention to Neji, bowed slightly and offered him a gentle smile as an apology. “Who's doing what on purpose?”
The fact that you hadn't been
MLP:FIM: Party like Hell Final Part
A MLP:FIM fanfic
Party like Hell
Final Part:...I quit.
Everyone turned to see Dormammu standing behind them all. He saw the whole thing...and boy was he pissed.
"What...the...heck...is...THIS?!" he convulsed.
Everyone backed away as Azear suddenly got to his knees in front of him.
"Master, did you enjoy it?" The demon knew the answer already.
"You? Singing? PATHETIC! And I see you fell in love with that brat. I coudn't think you could be anymore pitiful! All you do is fail at every single thing in the book. Now you resort to mortal emotions?!" Dormammu ranted.
Azear started to shake.
"Should we do something?" Twilight asked the others.
"Us? Against him?" Rarity answered. "He's the devil! He could defeat us in one fell swoop."
Rainbow Dash just decided to beat him down. She flew at him to buck him but he unleashed a fiery meteor, which sent her back.
"As I was saying," Dormammu continued. "You mean nothing to me." He prepared to destroy the demon.
"Master, NO!" Azear was crying at this
A Bloody, Stupid Miracle The day we’d cured the human condition was the day I put a bullet through my head and didn’t die. It was also the day I realized how scared I actually was of death, and after hours of muscle ache from holding that gauze against my open skull, after the wound closed and everything went back to normal, I had myself a good old-fashioned brainstorm. How ironic.
But when summer came, everything had fallen to shit. The air scorched my skin and parched my tongue every time I took a breath. The sun glared down on a rapidly-collapsing world, full of the undying bastard children of cruelty and misfortune. What was one to do when their cells regenerated faster than they decomposed?
My feet hit the pavement, now littered with jagged bits of glass to snap at my toes, thoroughly baked by the blazing ball of bitter disdain high overhead. Today was worse than yesterday. Though I’d often wondered the purpose of it anymore, I
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